Tuesday, December 13, 2016

India Needs a Vacation

According to a global report by Expedia, India ranks 4th most vacation deprived country globally. So I tried to gather a few thoughts as to why is this a case.

Every time I see the Indian calendar "Kalnirnay" I find so many festivals and thus so many holidays. In spite of so many holidays why are Indians deprived of vacations. So is the report wrong or People do enjoy those holidays. Maybe its incorrect to say that Indians are vacation deprived. And yes, not to speak of the less number of actual working hours.

Actually this is not true for most of us and when I say us I mean the large number of people working in the private sector. This is a very sorry state of affairs at work places, more prevalent in Private sector. That is why stress related diseases are on the rise in our country.

Many have their own notion of vacation and they are not wrong. Of course every individual has his own heaven and his own hell. Some of us only need a full bottle, AC room, continuous supply of non veg and cigarettes, and voila! It's a vacation.

We are yet to reach that status as a country to afford decent vacation. Half of our vacation is pilgrimage any way rather than leisure. Millions of citizens life is miserable and everyday life is a nightmare and no vacation. So I would say those who are lucky enough to have jobs or money to know what vacation means, think yourself privileged!

Indians have no peace in their mind and even if they go on vacation think about problems at work, in business, in family etc. Our bosses behave as though they are rowdies with whom you should never request for a leave. Every boss needs a proper smack on the rear to teach them that they are after all only normal human beings. Bosses behave like if I ask for a week long holiday all hell will break loose. We struggle to get approval for leaves from our bosses. Taking leave is considered as crime by management.


I have to say this to you as well, If Bosses are to be blamed then you too are no saint either. I feel sorry to say that our country is full of money and gold hoarding people and no body has time for holidays. People don't want to have good fun. Instead they are more prone to save lots of black money for so called "future of their children". Many generations have died just by imagining about a rosy future and have not spent in their present. Sometimes I think we should stop the funda of  "leave encashment" maybe then you will find all Indians taking leaves.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Admit it - Awkward Things We All Do

List of Awkward Things We All Do -

1. Open birthday card. PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE MONEY WHILE READING CARD.

2. Attractive person talked to me. MUST BE A PRANK.

3. Not hearing someone for the third time. so just laughing and hoping for the best.

4. "Yay. the weekend!" NO HUMAN INTERACTION UNTIL MONDAY.

5. Parents have company over. STAY IN YOUR ROOM UNTIL THEY LEAVE.

6. Start same sentence three times already. SOMEONE TALKS OVER YOU EVERY TIME.

7. Being unable to say, "Well this is fun." without sounding like you're having the worst time of your life.

8. "Ok class find a partner." OH GOD NO.

9. Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart. KEEPS MAKING IT TO CONFIRM THAT IT WASN'T A FART.

10. Wants human interaction when alone. WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE WHEN AROUND PEOPLE.

11. Concentrate hard on making eye contact during conversation. MISS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I WAS CONCENTRATING TOO HARD ON MAKING EYE CONTACT.

12. Has imaginary argument in head. MAKES CORRESPONDING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND LOOK INSANE.

13. Walk down the sidewalk with two friends. WALK BEHIND THEM SINCE THERE'S ONLY SPACE FOR TWO PEOPLE.

14. Play friends your favorite song. "IT GETS BETTER IN A MINUTE.

15. Someone sits next to you as you're about to get up and leave. WAIT A COUPLE MINUTES TO NOT HURT THEIR FEELINGS.

16. Makes phone call. -OH GOD. PLEASE DON'T PICK UP!"

17. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you're in it. NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Things Women Probably Don't Know About Men

Men will be men!!!

1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.

2. Instead of using twist-ties to close bread, just spin the open end of the bag and tuck it underneath.

3. When I'm in the shower, I like to cup the water to my chest then watch it splash to the floor.

4. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while alone.

5. Fantasized about their female friends. Yes...all of them.

6. Thought about freezing time.... and then doing naughty things to people.

7. Every man has woken up with morning wood and had to do the leaning tower of pisa to hit the toilet.

8. Checked online to see if their length is adequate.

9. All men at one point in their lives have given The Nod to another man for one reason or another. They have also given it to a woman, only to receive a look of confusion. Additionally, they were never taught The Nod. It simply exists within them naturally.

10. Blow nose into hands in the shower.

11. Waft the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.

12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface of water with pee bubbles.

13. When I write a comment on a girls facebook, i re-read it a million times after sending it to make sure it doesn't sound dumb.
...and then it does.

14. Imagine how you would save your work place, school or whatever from terrorists.

15. Looked at their poop when they finished. I mean sometimes you just need to enjoy the masterpiece you just created.

16. Watch romantic comedies alone. No one else can be present. No one can know.

17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja master.

18. Deleted their search history.

19. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to avoid people knowing your pissing.

20. Tried to see how far away you can get whilst taking a pee and keeping it in the bowl.

Friday, April 15, 2016

How Did the Months of the Year Get Their Names

1. January

2. February

3.March

4. April

5. May

6. June

7. July

8. August

9. September

10. October

11. November

12. December

The earliest Latin calendar was a 10-month one, beginning with March; thus, September was the seventh month, October, the eighth, etc. July was originally called Quintilis, meaning fifth; August was originally called Sextilis, meaning sixth.