Saturday, November 29, 2014

Funny South Indian Action Scenes

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

A Small Intro and History Of Shogi (Japanese Chess)

Monday, November 24, 2014

Work Pressure - Life of a Normal Working Class People

Our life has become so predictable especially the working class. Our habits, our working style, our day-to-day tasks has influenced us in so many ways that sometime I fear it might one day become a life threatening problem
Following are some possibilities I have encountered.

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”

I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.

And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen

So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance..
Height Of Work Pressure:

An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Marketing Explained Absolutely Perfectly in Layman

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! - That's Direct Marketing'

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi,I'm very rich. 'Marry me -That's Telemarketing'

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry Me?' - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry, me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him- 'That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'.

Related Article: Simple Funda of World Economics - "If You have 2 Cows"

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

There is Reason Why College Days are Special

1- Doesn't matter how late is your First class of the day, you're gonna sleep in it anyway.
2- College students also throw paper airplanes during the class.
3- Every clock In the building shows a different time.
4- Does not matter how smart you were in the High School... NOW you're dumb as a rock.
5- You might know all the subject, and fail the test.
6- You might not know anything about the subject, and ace the test.
7- No one is punctual, not even the teachers.
8- Skipping a class doesn't have the same adrenaline as before.
9- If you never drank, you will.
10- If you never smoked, you will.
11- If you never had sex, you will.
12- IF you did not do anything of these things during college, you will never ___ do. Unless you go to College again.
13- Psychology is, in fact, biology.
14- Biology is, in fact, chemistry.
15- Chemistry is, in fact, physics.
16- Physics is, in fact, maths.
17- In other words, after studying for years, you won't know anything.
18- You develop the ability of sleep anywhere, any time and at any position.
19- The most part of education is acquired outside the class.
20- Despite all this, when you finally finish the College, you will notice that it was the BEST time of all your life.

Also Check out: Life of an Engineering College Student: Tell Me it's Not True

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Murphy's Technology Laws That Will Go Wrong

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Law #1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking
at the track.

Law #2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong
conclusion with

Law #3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they
do not

Law #4:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then the first woodpecker that came along
would destroy civilization.

Law #5:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less
and less until he/she knows absolutely everything
about nothing.

Law #6:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the
universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has
wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Law #7:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Law #8:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Law #9:
All's well that ends . . . period.

Law #10:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and
hours are lost.

Law #11:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Law #12:
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed
final inspection.

Law #13:
New systems generate new problems.

Law #14:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires
a computer.

Law #15:
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about

Law #16:
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Law #17:
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20
men working 20 years make.

What Tree did YOU Fall from?

Find your birthday and then scroll down to find your tree...

   Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
   Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
   Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
   Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
   Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
   Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
   Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
   Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
   Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
   Mar 21 - Oak Tree
   Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
   Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
   Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
   Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
   May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
   May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
   May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
   Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
   Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
   Jun 24 - Birch Tree
   Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
   Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
   Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
   Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
   Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
   Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
   Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
   Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
   Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
   Sep 23 - Olive Tree
   Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
   Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
   Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
   Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
   Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
   Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
   Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
   Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
   Dec 22 - Beech Tree

APPLE TREE(the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE(the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,   talented, likes to play with its fate, can be egoistic, very
reliable and trust-worthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE(the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE(the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors th  vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE(the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE(the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy content, optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE(the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends to not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to an   all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious,  talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE(the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgment, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with her feelings,  mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE(the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, tends to laziness and idleness,soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and   complaining, very jealous, loyal.

MAPLE TREE(Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good  memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not love changes, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE(the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and  kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, emphatic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE(the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, many disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE(the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, no self-confident behavior, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE(the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE(the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult
and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW(the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

An Introduction to the Demons According to Indian Culture

There is a reason I chose Indian and not Hinduism as an appropriate title. When I say Indian, it gives me the freedom to talk about demonic myths of numerous varieties. I can speak of spirits that might be not only demons classified as Vetalas, Bhutas, Pishachas, Rakshasas, Asuras etc., but also Prets, Betaals, Dainees, and chudels. These too are often also taken as demons. Many urban legends are inspired by these demons.

Demons in Hindu Mythology: If I have to do a random survey asking questions about hindu mythology, most of them might very well give me correct answers which is good but if ask the source of their knowledge it would definitely be movies and televisions. There will be few like me whose source might be internet. If I ask what is the difference between a Rakshasa and Asura or difference between Daitya or Danava? Most of them will say that they are one and the same, just known to us by different names. Heck! you too are thinking that what's the difference? they are same.

I wouldn't say you're completely wrong, they all are bad news. Our Vedics and Puranic stories have explained each of these demons quiet elaborately. The problem is that there is no one book of Veda or a Purana, there are many and Ramayana and Mahabharata goes without saying are epics. These holy pieces of literature describe rakshasa, asura, daitya, danava etc., very differently.

Rakshasa: These are usually depicted as the ones with a huge body structure. Red eyes, fangs protruding down from the top of the mouth, big mustached face as well as sharp, claw-like fingernails. Most renowned rakshasas from the mythologicals scripts are Ravana, often known as Rakshasraj (King of rakshasas). Kumbhakarna, Bakasur, Jatasur, Kirmira, Ghatotkacha, Hidimba Hidimb.

Asura: Asura according to what I understand is rather a concept than a being. Different puranas will tell different stories of their origins, but so far as my idea of asura goes, it is anybody who has the following negative qualities such as pride, arrogance, conceit, anger, harshness, and ignorance instilled in themselves is an Asura. In some texts Asura is also synonymous with "powerful" or "mighty". So even vedic gods and deities are too described as asuras.

Daitya and Danava: During my research one name kept popping up everywhere "Kashyapa". The story of Kashyapa was different in different books though. Kashyapa is portrayed as the father of both, devas and asuras. In one of the Puranas, Kashyapa was married to many women among them were Aditi, Diti and Danu and his sons with Danu were Danavas, with Diti are the Daityas and with Aditi are the Adityas, who are considered Devas and are also called Suras.

Pishach: Pishach are most often taken as the demonic ghost in hindu mythology. Some urban legends depict them as some demonic entity that can be summoned by mantras and tantras to do desired tasks of the summoner. Pishach are also known to have possessed human beings and alter their thoughts, hurt them in certain manner and the victims are afflicted with a variety of maladies, diseases and abnormalities like insanity.  Tantriks chanting mantras are supposed to cure such afflicted persons, and drive away the Pishach which may be possessing that particular human being. You may find this very similar to the christian method of exorcism.

Preta or Pretatma: Preta are nothing but the soul or ghost of the departed. According to Indian believes when a person dies their soul merges itself with the Paramatma (the Ultimate soul). But if the soul is unsatisfied in any way it either chooses the option of rebirth or keep wandering in the afterlife (bhatakti Atma). This atma or Preta or pretatma in this condition may find means to communicate with the living world and try to fulfill their unfinished business and in process may or may not hurt people in the living world. Not very different from the general concept of ghost folklore around the world.

Betaal: A ghostly character, most of the time to be found as a soul of old man. White long hair, white eyes, usually naked, is the generalized description of a Betaal. Betaals are found hanging upside down on old banyan trees. The most famous story in Indian folklore is the Story of "Vikram and Betaal".

Dainee or Chudel: Indian ghost stories cannot be complete without a Dainee or chudel as some may say. Chudel is a female ghost often described as a hideous creature with long sagging breasts and unkempt hair. Often, her feet are backward; her toes in the back and heel in the front. Their signature costume is a white saree. Her victims are always men. A chudel has the power of shape-shifting. She assumes the form of a beautiful young woman, with her head covered and carrying a lantern to charm any man and ultimately kill them.

If you come up with for name and types of Indian ghost please mention them in the comments.

Friday, September 19, 2014

18 Things Actually Said To Witnesses In Court

18 Things Attorneys At Law Actually Said To Witnesses While In Court.
These are from things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Friday, September 5, 2014

The Top 10 Most Expensive Whiskies in the World

One of the best ways to end a day is by enjoying a glass or two of whiskey. Strong and relaxing, whiskey is a distilled alcoholic beverage created out of fermented grain mash. While different kinds of grains may be used, such as barley, corn, rye or wheat, all of them are aged to perfection in wooden barrels generally made out of charred white oak.

Some of the best whiskies have been in storage for decades. Here is a list of the top 10 most expensive whiskies in the world.

10. Chivas Regal Royal Salute 50-Year-Old ($10,000)
To celebrate the golden jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II in 2002, Chivas Regal released a specially-made whisky called the Chivas Regal Royal Salute. Just like the queen's ascension to the throne, this whisky was also laid to a barrel in 1952 and aged for 50 years.

9. Macallan 1939 ($10,125)
The Macallan 1939 comes from the distillery company's Fine and Rare collection. The whisky was first bottled in 1979 after the company had it aged for 40 years. It comes in one of their classic Lalique crystal decanter. Macallan is known for producing a strong collection of whiskies.

8. Glenfarclas 1955 ($10,878)
In 1865, John Grant bought the Glenfarclas Distillery in Ballindalloch in Scotland from Robert Hay. The distillery, at that time, was already running for 29 years. To celebrate his ancestor's birthday, George Grant handpicked a barrel in 1955 that would honour the man who started the family business. This barrel was then bottled in 2005.

7. Dalmore 50-Year-Old ($11,000)
It is one of the best 50-year-old whiskies ever made and much sought after. The whisky was first distilled in 1920 and then bottled in 1978, with only 60 bottles being produced. The bottles themselves were made of crystal decanters.

6. Macallan 55-Year-Old ($12,500)
This whisky was distilled in a sherry oak barrel and aged for 55 years. The single malt whiskey was then bottled in a Lalique Crystal Decanter, made by Rene Lalique who created a similar perfume bottle in 1910.

5. Glenfiddich 1937 ($20,000)
It was distilled in 1937 in Scotland. Left to age gracefully, the barrel was then opened and the whisky was bottled in 2001. Only 61 bottles were made. The whisky is said to have a rich walnut color, though it has hints of cedar, cinnamon, cloves and toffee.

4. Dalmore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch Matheson ($58,000)
Only 12 bottles were made in 1942, each of which was given names unique but relevant to the Dalmore Estate. The most expensive was the Matheson, named after Alexander Matheson, the owner of the estate.

3. Macallan 1926 ($75,000)
This is the oldest in the Fine and Rare collection of Macallan. It was distilled in 1926 and bottled only in 1986. Only 40 bottles were produced. It is dry and concentrated as no water has been added to it.

2. Glenfiddich Janet Sheed Roberts Reserve 1955 ($94,000)
Glenfiddich had a barrel of Scotch whisky that has been aging since New Year's Eve of 1955. When Janet Sheed Roberts, the granddaughter of Glenfiddich's founder William Grant, passed away at 110, the company decided to honour her by mb aking 15 bottles from the said barrel. Four were kept by the family while the rest were auctioned off. A whisky connoisseur from Atlanta bought one of them for $94,000.

1. Macallan 1946 ($460,000)
This bottle of single malt whisky in a LaliqueCire Perdue decanter was sold in 2010 at an auction, with the proceeds going to charity. This whisky is unusual in that it was made with peated malt because of the then-prohibitive prices of coal that shot up because of World War II. This is a classic Macallan and one of the best ever released.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Why I am So Affectionate Towards Japan

It all started with Naruto. Naruto is a fictional character from one of the most popular anime in Japan. It would not be wrong if you say that I worship Naruto in a certain manner. Naruto helped me generate a keen interest in Japanese anime. I started watching more anime series. Bleach, One piece, Fairy Tail, Death Note etc. are few of them. But to think about it, anime can’t be the only reason for my obsession for Japan. There were many other factors that led to my affection for Japan.

Japan is one of the weirdest places in face of the earth. Why I say this, the following facts will justify my claim to some extent if the definition of weird is same for you as it is to me. Watching anime and reading manga made me curious and I started researching about japan, the insights on their people and culture that I got, left me with only one expression; “I gotta see this with my own eyes, its fucking unbelievable” and it also left me with an awe, which is weird in its own right.

Few facts that I find weird:
1)    Love for technology: Japan is the most tech savvy nation ever known to anybody. So you must be thinking people there must be using all sorts of latest technology gadgets, right? Wrong they just don’t let go off old technology. The truth is, many things are still being done in painfully old-fashioned ways. How can this be? You see, Japan is still mostly in the hands of the older generation: Over a fourth of the population is over 60, and they're not very fond of new technology. Many businesses still don't even accept credit cards. You will hardly see a 24-hour ATM anywhere in Japan.
2)    Work culture: In most part of the world, falling asleep in the office is likely to get you in trouble from your boss, or worse maybe get thrown out. But Japanese work culture recognizes the employee who works so hard they are forced to engage in "inemuri" - or napping on the job. I don’t even know what’s good and what’s bad anymore. One day in a year they party and this party is celebrated like a festival. Now why is this party special? In an organization each and everyone is invited and on that day you are supposed to binge drink and forget all the problems and differences you might have had with any colleague or even your boss. That night public transports are crowded with drunkards and yet clever people who in that drunken state are smart enough to catch a train to home..
3)    They are Perverted as fuck: In Japan they have a “Cuddle café”. That’s right a cuddle café where you can cuddle with ladies while enjoying a cup of tea or coffee. Pillows designed in the shape of woman’s laps and man’s arms, weirdest sex toys you will ever encounter.
4)    Weirdest Inventions: You have to see it to believe it. Small inventions mostly used as life hacks. Innovation on a whole level. Find details in this link.

In spite such stupidity which I find majestic which is weird in its own way, Japanese are very close to their tradition. They are very disciplined, being on time is in their blood. Respect for elders is instilled since childhood, bowing in front of a person to greet as a sign of respect and according to such form of greeting, it is said that the lower you bow the more respect you give which is very much appreciated.

Japanese are very good hosts, if you are to visit a Japanese family, they will welcome you with such warmth that will leave you with amazement.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Dude I Just Thought of Something...

Discussions while drinking can sometimes leave you thinking some really weird cooked-up shit.
Sipping on a cocktail, suddenly it struck me and I was like, "Dude I just thought of something."

Satan used to be God's angel and a best one at that, but then he got all cocky and was all like “I am better then you God” and the God kicked his ass out of heaven because he didn’t want the competiton.
Then Satan was all like “I’m gonna make better heaven!” The only problem is there was only one customer review… The Bible… which is, of course, going to be favouring Gods heaven.
So what if Satan was able to build a heaven that was way better than the God’s heaven. This made God jealous and He was like, “Fuck that place is super-hot and there is nothing to quench your thirst.” And Satan is sitting there like “Of course it is hot , it’s the matha fuckin tropical paradise and thirst? We have an open bar! These reviews are bullshit.
And in the bible it says how satan is so evil and he tries to convince people to do things he wants then to do. Yet God mind-controlled a bunch of humans to write a very one-sided book that says  how great He is and how bad Satan is.
Satan gives us free will. So what if we have the story backwards? And when Christians die, God just appears and is like “HA! GOTCHA! Gullible piece of shit, go mow my yard. You thought you were getting some mansion, greedy bastard!”
And when I die Satan appears and is like “Welcome to Satan Heaven!  There is a Margarita waiting for you at the bar, extra salt just like you like it! Good job resisting the temptations of promised wealth after death and just living your human life the best you could think how. Sorry about all those bad things that happened to you, but I had no control over it. “God’s PLAN” they call that lol. Come on I’ll do a shot with you!
Its decided then I want to go to Satans Heaven.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Whacky Signs in English Around the World!

Some handpicked whacky signs found around the world in ENGLISH at least I think its English you are free to interpret whatever you find funny. \m/(^o^)\m/

  1. Budapest zoo:Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. 
  2. Dry cleaners Bangkok:Drop your trousers here for best results. 
  3. Poster on a wall in Kenya: Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
  4. Menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. 
  5. Shop in Italy: Why go anywhere else to be cheated? Come here first! 
  6. Advertisement:Table suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers for sale. 
  7. Hotel lobby, Bucharest:The lift is out of order. Till the time it is repaired, we regret that you will be unbearable. 
  8. Hotel, Japan:You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 
  9. Moscow hotel:You are welcome to visit the cemetary across the street where famous Russian artists, composers and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
  10. Laundry in Rome:Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. 
  11. A sign in Germany's Black Forest:It is strictly forbidden in our Black Forest camping site that people of different gender, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose. 

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Ghetto Translations for the Aristocrats

We live in one country but there are two worlds in it.
Ghetto translations:

1. "Bruh you got me?" = Will you cover my expenses with no plans of reimbursement?
2. "That's wasup" = 9 out 10 i wasn't paying attention to anything you were saying.
3. "Fuck that shit" = Clearly the task at hand is too impossible and unlikely to accomplish so in turn I give-up.
4. "Shit just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter.
5. "Wait til ma team show up" = I am currently outnumbered in this altercation. However, the arrival of my friends should help.
6. "This ain't wat you want bruh" = Look my friend, I don't want to kick your buttocks, but I will do so if I must.
7. "F*cktard" = A person with unbelievably, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity.
8. "He ain't sh*t" = Though he broke my heart, I miss him, I wish he didn't.
9. Because dayum! - the aforementioned item(s) has blown my mind and has rendered me speechless.
10. "Imma slide through" = I wish to join you at you current location for a while.
11. "I'm bout to go ham" = If you say one more word that displeases me, I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions.
12. "Take one for the team bruh" = While I am with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
13. "Dafaq you mean bruh" = I understood exactly what you said, however I completely disagree.
14. "Dats the shit I don't like" = I do not condone that kind of activity and i find it rather intolerable.
15. "Dafaq you talking to?"= I know you are talking to me, but i want ot be sure before I engage in a altercation.
16. "You Mad Bruh?" = I am aware that you are upset with me, but I am going to ask you anyway to anger you even more.
17. "I'm around da corner" = I am very close to the your current location and will be arriving there shortly.
18. "We up in dis bitch!" = We are going to face the same problems in this altercation.
19. "F'reals ma nigga?" = Is that so my dear friend?
20. "Wey dat be happening at?" = At what establishment is that taking place?
21. "Don't make me flip shit up in dis bitch!" = If you say one more thing that displeases me, I shall have to take abusive action.
22. "Just one more time!" = If you continue what you are doing, I will have to react hostile.
23. "Nah, I'm chillin' tonight" = No, my current financial situation is not acquired for extra curriculum activity today.
24. "You ain't bout that life" = Your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand.
25. "You talk white” = You speak with proper annunciation and grammar.

Friday, June 13, 2014

SHIT We Think About!

College:  A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ecstasy:  A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

Committee:  Individuals who can, singly do nothing, but jointly decide
that nothing can be done.

Politician:  One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

Smile:  A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist:  A person who starts taking bath if  he accidently falls into
a river.

Pessimist:  A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat:  A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Classic:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary:  The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Miser:  A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Marriage:  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and woman gains her master.

Father:  A banker provided by nature.

Rumour:  News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal:  A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got

Worry:  Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Boss:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are

Philosopher:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Tears:  The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

Experience:  The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:  An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor:  A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with
his bills.

Software Engineer:  One that is paid for creating a program for sending
and receiving such E-mails!

Friday, June 6, 2014

Really Mean Insults and Put Downs

This may be a typical mean article you may have come across, but the following list of mean insults and put downs can surely come handy when you need them.
Some real mean and funny insults ...

       1.     I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
       2.    Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
       3.     Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
       4.     As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
       5.     At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
       6.     Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're  nothing
       7.     I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
       8.     Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
       9.    Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
       10.    Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
       11.    He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
       12.    He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
       13.    He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
       14.    He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
       15.    He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
       16.    How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
       17.    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
       18.    Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
       19.    I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
       20.    I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
       21.    Zombies eat brains, you're safe.
       22.    At least gravity is attracted to you.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Royal Houses from "The Game of Phones"

game of phones
Nokia/Windows  <-> Targaryen:
Nokia would definitely be the Targaryen. Nokia were once the undisputed Kings would built the Kings Landing, now overthrown because of some Mad King who was too egoistic to adapt to the changing world of handheld devices. “Burn Them All”. Now just like Danny they are trying to regain what truly is theirs.

Apple<-> Baratheon:
Apple was the one who started the revolt. We can pretty much relate to the revolution brought by Apple in the world smartphones and the revolt started by Robert Baratheon. Now history tells a different story Apple rules the whole of Westeros. The Baratheon who started the revolution is now dead and like King Robert, Steve Jobs too never knew how to rule.

Samsung<-> Lannister:
I am able to see the face of Tywin Lannister in the logo of Samsung. Apple maybe all royal and shiny but Samsung shit gold. They mine smartphone like lannister mine gold. A wide range of phone covering all grounds, leaving no stone unturned. From low cost mini versions to high end fully loaded handheld devices. And no matter what Samsung have paid their debt to Apple more than once.

Motorola are my Starks. They are the house of honorable men and women. Very much like Starks they are surviving the cruel world of smartphones. King in the North, I mean good quality electronic devices. They are champions in their own right. You have to wait and watch “Winter is Coming”.

Sony smartphones are no different from the Tyrells. They too have a shit load of money and maybe its more than the Lannisters… sorry Samsung. Sony possess the style, elegance and royalty like the Tyrells.

LG would be Dornish from the far south of Westeros. We can easily have an eye for the dornish wine and women just like LGs flagship smartphones Optimus and G series.

HTC is more or less like the Tullys. Their kingdom is not big like the Apple and Samsung, but are Honorable like the Motorola.

Blackberry will be the Greyjoys who at one point were the great Kings of the Iron Islands. What went wrong hmmmm. I think their over prized shitty smartphones. The idiots launch a phone for high prize and when no one is buying they slash the rates directly by half. “What is dead may never die Blah blah” foolish.

These little smart devices are like parasite. No class no quality and can stoop so low just to get the business running.

Karbonn are the Boltons. Villainous creatures lurking in the dark.

And last but not the least HP and Lenovo smartphones are the Arryns. They are there in the story, everyone mentions them but they are hardly visible.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Simple Funda of World Economics - "If You have 2 Cows"

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

You have two cows. You worship them.

You don't have any cows. You go to your friends house where he hospitably offers one of his cows as a gift. You tell all your other friends who tell all their
friends; before your hospitable friend knows it he has thousands of Pakistanis at his door.

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise
when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some
nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world
and grab the cows.

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.

You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they
live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk

You have two cows. They are both mad.

You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You
break for lunch.

You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon
cow images called "Cowkimon" and Market them

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

You have two cows. You don't know economy. You choose
one of them as the Prime Minister.