Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Confucius say...

 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

 He who lives in glass house, dress in basement

 Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to  undoing of fly.

 Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 He who walk through airport door sideways going  to Bangkok.

 Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

 Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

 Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

 Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

 Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

 He who run behind bus get exhausted.

 Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

 Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

 He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.