Friday, April 25, 2014

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting
hammered. A man came
in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting
here on this beautiful
day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things
you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked
as he sat down next to
the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my
cow, milking her. Just
as I got the bucket 'bout full, she lifted her left
leg and kicked over the
bucket."

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
replied.

"So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to
the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just
as I got the bucket
'bout full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
bucket."

Man laughed and said, "Again?"

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't
explain."

"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the
post on the right."

"And then?" "Well, I sat back down and began milking
her again. Just as I
got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over
the bucket with her
tail."

"Hmmm..." the man said and nodded his head.

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.


"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope,
so I took off my belt
and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my
pants fell down and my
wife walked in....Some things you just can't explain."