Monday, May 5, 2014

Fully Faltoo - Bollywood Classroom type PJs

An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our
elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for
him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they
sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would
our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his
bad deeds.  He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for
all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and
knocked on the door. Ram opened  the door and was surprised to
find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring  and thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".

Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a
well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?  ................
Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold

Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
This one's really simple...
Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-)

A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software
engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the
same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which
platform are you working on?"

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?
Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but
doesn't  travel much?
Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya
tha?
Ans: Adidas.

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a
bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is
an umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai