Friday, June 13, 2014

SHIT We Think About!

College:  A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ecstasy:  A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

Committee:  Individuals who can, singly do nothing, but jointly decide
that nothing can be done.

Politician:  One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

Smile:  A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist:  A person who starts taking bath if  he accidently falls into
a river.

Pessimist:  A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat:  A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Classic:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary:  The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Miser:  A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Marriage:  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and woman gains her master.

Father:  A banker provided by nature.

Rumour:  News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal:  A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got
caught.

Worry:  Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Boss:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Philosopher:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Tears:  The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

Experience:  The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:  An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor:  A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with
his bills.

Software Engineer:  One that is paid for creating a program for sending
and receiving such E-mails!