Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.
Committee: Individuals who can, singly do nothing, but jointly decide
that nothing can be done.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and woman gains her master.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with
Software Engineer: One that is paid for creating a program for sending
and receiving such E-mails!