Tuesday, November 24, 2015

The (z) Sound Rule and Spelling Words



·         The (z) sound in initial position = z (zipper)
·         The (z) sound in medial position = s (pansy)
·         The (z) sound in final position of a one-syllable base word after a short vowel = s (has)
·         The (z) sound in final position after everything else = se (nose)

1. zipper
2. zapping
3. president
4. resemble
5. husband
6. deserve
7. misery
8. museum
9. position
10. translate
11. present
12. oppose
13. exercise
14. compromise
15. advise
16. excuse
17. refuse
18. because
19. noise
20.
confuse

Monday, November 16, 2015

11 Famous Murder Riddles - How Many Can You Solve?


1. Iced Tea
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea.
One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one.
The girl who drank one died while the other survived.
All of the drinks were poisoned.
How did the girl who drank the most survive?

2. Dinner Time
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes.
A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. Cassette Tape
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.
When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.
He said "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," then the sound of a gunshot.
After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide, but a homicide.
How did they know?

4. Numbers
A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing.
While inspecting his last-known location, officers find a note: 710 57735 34 5508 51 7718. Currently there are 3 suspects: Bill, John, and Todd.
Can you break the detective's code and find the criminal's name? 

5. Rich People
A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who question the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis:
the wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast.
Immediately, the police arrest the murderer.
Who did it and how did the police know?

6. Baggy Suit
A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach.
The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's. Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning.
"Well," said Sean, I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could."
The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer.
"He had a red mustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on."
"I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen.
How did he know?

7. Rooms
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms:
the first is full of raging fires; the second, assassins with loaded guns; and the third, lions who haven't eaten in years.
Which room is the safest?

8. Cars, Knives and Wives
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this.
He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body.
Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home.
An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately.
As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
How did they know he did it?

9. Coin Toss
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building. Seeing the position of the body, it is evident that the person jumped from one of the floors, committing suicide.
A homicide detective is called to look after the case. He goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.
He opens the window in that direction and flips a coin towards the floor. Then he goes to the second floor and repeats the process. He keeps on doing this until he reaches the last floor. Then, when he climbs down he tells the team that it is a murder not suicide.
How did he come to know that it was a murder?

10. Funeral
A girl was attending her mother's funeral where she met a man.
She was very intrigued by the man and was interested in getting to know him.
As she was making her rounds she realized she had not gotten the man's name or number. Later, when she went to find him, he had already left.
A week later, she murdered her older brother to find the man.
Why?

11. Cottage Life
A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped, he had everything delivered to his cottage.
The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.
When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail.
The police officer suspects it was foul play.
Who does he suspect and why?

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Unbelievable Fun Facts About the Human Body that Make You Go WTF!!

Here are some fun facts about our body that might be too bizarre to believe, 

1. Semen ejaculates at 27 mph, making it illegal in school zones.

2. Right before you vomit, your mouth fills with quite a bit of saliva, this normally happens like 30-45 seconds before. It does this to help pro-tect your mouth from the acids in the vomit. its also a good indicator that you are going to vomit. So if that happens to you find the near-est toilet, bush, or garbage can.

3. When a pregnant woman suffers organ damage (such as a heart attack), the fetus sends stem cells to the damaged organ to help repair it.

4. Humans are deuterostomes, meaning that the hole that became your mouth formed after the hole that became your anus. There was a point in your development where you were basically just an asshole.

5. Your heart rate slows when your face touches water, it's called the mammalian dive reflex.

6. The inside of your cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of the vagina. Yes, it may have something to do with the popularity of blowjobs.

7. The average person farts enough in 24 hours to fill a standard child's balloon.

8. At the onset of high stress, your blood thick-ens. This is to encourage clotting of blood in the case of a physical attack. This is often why stress contributes to heart attacks.

9. The average boner uses about two table-spoons of blood to become erect, and about the same amount of blood is in a gerbil.

10. You can always see your nose but your mind just ignores it.

11. The tongue is the only muscle in the body ONLY connected at one end.

12. There's urea in the eye boogers you develop while sleeping. This basically means you pee from your eyes while you sleep.

13. There's actually a blind spot in your vision, but your brain fills it in.

14. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. There-fore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've concluded were all being raped by trees.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Australian Chicken goes on a Tweeting Spree, And She's Got More Twitter Followers Than You

On account of Betty, a chicken from Perth, the answer so far has been two. On the other hand none, in case you're asking the Guinness World Record judges.

In the varied blend of a corporate notice crusade and an offer for the record books, the Australian fast food establishment Chicken Treat — shock, it spends significant time in grill chicken — has given Betty liberated access to their organization Twitter record and pledges to permit her free rule of the console until she effectively sorts a five-letter word.

(Alternately until the end of November, whichever starts things out.)

Five letters is the standard required for her to be named by Guinness as the first chicken to tweet, as per the Chicken Treat video.

Betty’s inaugural tweet went out last Wednesday, and she’s been at it ever since. To no one’s surprise but everyone’s disappointment, most of her missives have been in “Chickenese” and not Australia’s native English. She has flirted with making history on just three occasions: Saturday, when she typed “FEW”; this Wednesday, when she typed “bum”; and just yesterday, when she typed “few” again, this time in lower case.


Here's the twitter link
https://twitter.com/ChickenTreat

Chicken Treat


@ChickenTreat

 

Could this chicken be the voice of our generation? I guess we'll find out.
It's ironic that Betty is a chicken, a bird that doesn't actually "tweet." But what's more ironic is that Betty is a promotional mascot for a company that serves up her barnyard brethren as nuggets, wraps and snacks. Hopefully her Twitter prowess will earn her immunity from a similar fate.
Keep on tweetin' on Betty. Never lose your voice.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

List of the Top 5 Tech Acquisitions Of All Time

Dell formally declared that it arrangements to obtain information stockpiling monster EMC in an arrangement worth $67 billion. It is the single biggest tech-just procurement ever. Goldman Sachs expert Simona Jankowski states, Dell, would have the capacity to extend its business and addition section into a key piece of the information stockpiling business sector. It could assist Dell with moving far from the stagnant PC business sector and tap emphatically into the more quickly developing and more lucrative business sector for overseeing and putting away information for ventures. The arrangement would undoutedly concrete Dell's move from a customer confronting organization to one concentrated on innovation for the undertaking.

Perused more: In Dell-EMC Deal, What's Hot, What's Not

While Dell makes the most noteworthy record by acquring EMC, here's a glance at a percentage of the biggest tech acquisitions of the previous decade, measured in 2015 dollars.

2) Facebook secures WhatsApp

In October a year ago, Facebook wrapped up its point of interest $21.9 billion securing of the portable informing administration WhatsApp that it declared in February 2014. The securing is required to fortify Facebook's foot shaped impressions in versatile informing, particularly in the developing nations, for example, India, Brazil and Indonesia where portable is turning into a life saver for correspondence.

"A $19 Billion valuation is a stunning arrangement. Be that as it may, by getting WhatsApp, Facebook got a highly required help to its portfolio. FB clients were griping truly about the absence of customized mingling and sharing, which WhatsApp unmistakably has been effective with," says Vidya S. Nath,Director, Digital Media, Global Innovation Center (GIC), Frost and Sullivan.

At present, WhatsApp is the most all around differing informing administration. It now has more than 900 million clients, multiplying its group of onlookers at the time Facebook Inc. reported the arrangement. It stays indistinct, however, whether WhatsApp will transform into a noteworthy moneymaker for Facebook.

Perused on: What Makes Facebook-WhatsApp A Win-win bargain?

3) HP's takeover of Compaq

Hewlett-Packard Co. purchases Compaq for about $19 billion in 2002. The arrangement was championed by then-CEO Carly Fiorina to wind up a more grounded adversary to PC creator IBM, notwithstanding confronting interior difficulties. The securing helped build up HP's status as the biggest producer of PCs for a long time, yet the arrangement has lost its shin as offers of desktop and portable workstation machines have declined with the developing notoriety of cell phones and tablets.

As indicated by a Fortune article distributed on February 7, 2005, "The HP-Compaq merger was a major wager that didn't pay off, that didn't even verge on achieving what Fiorina and HP's board said was in store. At base, they made an immense blunder in stating that the merger of two losing PC operations, HP's and Compaq's, would deliver a monetarily fit PC business."

Indeed, even today, the organization is laying off a great many individuals from the Enterprise Services division it made to a great extent out of its EDS purchase, and it's included in suit with previous Autonomy executives in the wake of discounting $8.8 billion in quality from that procurement.

4) Google purchases Motorola Mobility

Google purchases Motorola Mobility Holdings for $12.4 billion in 2012. The Mountain View organization essentially purchased Motorola for its arrangement of 17,000 portable licenses, yet Google additionally acquired an unfruitful division that made cell phones.

Edward Jones examiner Josh Olson on a post points the finger at Google's profit misses for a few quarters on its proceeding with misfortunes from its Motorola Mobility unit. Misfortunes from Google's Motorola Mobility cell phone and tablet unit will likewise keep on influencing its incomes in the coming quarters.

Subsequent to losing more than $2 billion in under two years, Google sold Motorola's cell phone business to the Lenovo Group for not exactly $3 billion and clutched the licenses.

5) Oracle-Peoplesoft procurement

Prophet Corp. purchases PeopleSoft for $11.1 billion in January 2005, putting a conclusion to a malicious 18-month battle between the two organizations and making PeopleSoft, once a key supplier of big business application programming, a completely possessed Oracle backup. Larry Ellison said then that his organization required the securing to give it the size and haul it requires to contend successfully in the applications market.

All the more significantly, the HR's buy programming firm transformed Oracle into a more considerable opponent to SAP in the business sector for business administration applications.

13-year-old girl Rescued from a Marriage to 82-year-old man

A 13-year-old young lady from Kenya was saved from her traumatic marriage to a man mature enough to be her granddad, a CNN report said.

The report said that Younis was compelled to wed a 78-year old man when she was nine years of age as a feature of the Samburu tribe convention.

"When I spoke the truth nine years of age, my dad wedded me off to an old man who was 78 years of age. I went to his home and I stayed with him [for] one week. He let me know that I will be [his] wife however I was simply blameless, I needed to go to class. In any case, that man needed me to be [his] third wife. I let him know, I won't be your wife, and he caned me," Younis told CNN.

Younis reviewed how she got away from her four years of traumatic marriage and was protected by a young ladies' establishment.

"At that point I heard that there is a lady who helps youngsters. I originated from Baragoi unshod, I didn't even have shoes that day," she reviewed.

Younis was protected by Josephine Kulea through her Samburu Girls Foundation.

"Kulea took me to [the] kids' office, she saved me," she said.

The report said Kulea is battling against the Samburu social conventions she grew up with.

She said she began to scrutinize the Samburu traditions when she began to go to class and sought after a nursing degree in another nation.

"I understood we are the main ones doing FGM [or] female genital mutilation, alternate groups [are] not doing it," she said.

"I came to understand that things are not right and I have to have any kind of effect, that is the manner by which I began saving young ladies," she included.

Younis was just among the young ladies safeguarded by Kulea in their group. Among her first safeguard were her cousins.

The report likewise said that in 2011, FGM and early marriage were made unlawful in Kenya.

"There is trust. Furthermore, I know when we take more children to class in future there will be a distinction in my group," Kulea said.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Nexus 5X vs Nexus 5: Changes to Look for

Google has finally announced the new set of Nexus handsets following so many days of speculation.
The Nexus 5X is set to replace the two-year old champion Nexus 5.
Here we are looking at how the Nexus 5X compares to the Nexus 5. We have crunched through the numbers and the specs to see what the differences are and what's changed over the last couple of years. Read on to find out.

The first and as usual the mehhh... kinda change is that Nexus 5X arrives with a 5.2-inch display sporting a Full HD 1920 x 1080 resolution, which delivers a pixel density of 424ppi.
This means the display on the Nexus 5X will be just a tad bigger than the 4.95-inch Nexus 5 but as the resolution is the same, the older device will present crisper images thanks to a higher pixel density of 445ppi.

Now this is the big change we all were looking forward to, the Nexus 5X has been made by LG, following in the footsteps of the Nexus 5. The new device has a slightly more interesting design though, with a raised rear camera lens, as well as a rear fingerprint sensor called the Nexus Imprint. The camera lens has also moved from the top left hand corner where it was on the Nexus 5, to the top middle on the Nexus 5X.

Nexu5x Dimensions: The Nexus 5X measures 147 x 72.6mm with a thickness of 7.9mm at its slimmest. The Nexus 5 on the other hand measures 137.8 x 69.2 x 8.59mm so the newer device is larger overall, but a little slimmer.

The Nexus 5 comes in five colours in total, while the Nexus 5X is only available in three. White, black and a shade of blue, although not the same, are included for both devices.

The Nexus 5X comes with the hexa-core Qualcomm Snapdragon 808 chipset, Adreno 418 graphics and 2GB of RAM. It also has a 2700mAh battery capacity and 16GB and 32GB models will be available.
The Nexus 5 on the other hand features the Qualcomm Snapdragon 800 processor, Adreno 330 graphics and 2GB of RAM, so there should certainly be an improvement in terms of performance. The storage is the same at 16GB and 32GB models, but the battery is bigger on the 5X with the 5 offering 2300mAh.
Neither the 5X or the 5 offer microSD support.

The Nexus 5X will bring with itself the latest version of Android software - 6.0 Marshmallow. The Nexus 5 currently offers Android Lollipop but it will be one of the first devices to get the upgrade to Marshmallow so you'll eventually get the same user experience on both devices once the upgrade starts rolling.
Google announced that the older Nexus devices including the 6 will receive the update in the beginning of October.

The Nexus 5X comes with a 12.3-megapixel rear camera with a dual-LED flash, f/2.0 aperture and IR laser-assisted autofocus. The front camera is  5-megapixels.
The Nexus 5 by comparison features an 8-megapixel rear camera and a 1.3-megapixel front camera, so both will be significantly better on the 5X.
The Nexus 5X will also have larger pixels on its rear camera sensor than before, which is claimed will read more light and therefore perform better in low light situations.

See comparison -> Nexus 5x v/s Nexus 5

It must be remembered that the Nexus 5 has been around for a couple years so it will come as no surprise that the rumoured specs for the Nexus 5X trump it in almost every way.
Except for being slightly larger in terms of footprint, the Nexus 5X has a bigger display, a faster processor, more RAM, a bigger battery capacity, better cameras and it will come with the latest software from the box. It also has the addition of the Nexus fingerprint sensor.
The Nexus 5 was a great device when it first launched but based on the specs, the Nexus 5X is the clear winner between these two in terms of the numbers, despite the older device offering the sharper display.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Bro-Code by Barney Stinson

The Bro Code is a living document which such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Enjoy.

ARTICLE 1:
Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

ARTICLE 2:
Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK

ARTICLE 3:
If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her
C. Is your buddy's sister (However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come)

ARTICLE 4:
Never diss a guy whose team just lost a crushing game. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative

ARTICLE 5:
You must never own a cat

ARTICLE 6:
If you get 2 tickets to the big game/gig/event, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them)
2. Your acquaintances
3. Your co-workers
4. The mailman
5. The UPS guy
6. NASA
7. John Kerry

1,485,726. Your girlfriend

ARTICLE 7:
You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late

ARTICLE 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift

ARTICLE 9:
If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once

ARTICLE 10:
There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, Hoops, Street Hockey, Bare-fisted boxing, etc.

ARTICLE 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately

ARTICLE 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows:
A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car
B. Shotgun must be called outside
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride
ARTICLE 13:

NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection), even if John Legend says they just don't care. I mean, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a fucking trophy

ARTICLE 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games"

ARTICLE 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares

ARTICLE 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.

ARTICLE 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick

ARTICLE 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches

ARTICLE 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it

ARTICLE 20:
Bros before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable dicks since they've gone out with someone

ARTICLE 21
Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.

ARTICLE 26:
A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight

ARTICLE 27
If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.

ARTICLE 34:
Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Threeway (2 dudes)

ARTICLE 37
If one Bro calls another Bro a douche then said naming must be confirmed by another Bro even if the third Bro is a chick. This naming only requires a "second" by any Bro and does not require a majority vote by all Bros involved.

ARTICLE 40
Love thy neigh-bro

ARTICLE 50
The bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

ARTICLE 53:
A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection

ARTICLE 56:
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.

ARTICLE 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

ARTICLE 58:
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows

ARTICLE 59:
One Bro makes a solo chick attack
A second Bro provides a crutch
A third Bro rounds out the pack
But a fourth Bro is one too much

ARTICLE 60:
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.

ARTICLE 61:
A Bro shall honor his father and mother.

ARTICLE 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.

ARTICLE 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

ARTICLE 64:
A Bro much provide his bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro’s favorite sports team in a playoff scenario

ARTICLE 65:
A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros with the proviso that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

ARTICLE 66:
If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man” and copious quantities of beer

ARTICLE 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool

ARTICLE 68:
If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.

ARTICLE 77:
A Bro never cries

ARTICLE 80
When in a slap bet thy bro must always obey the rules of the slap bet. If caught cheating in a slap bet the selected slap bet coordinator must rule the consequences of how many more slaps must be given to thy cheater

ARTICLE 87:
A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'

ARTICLE 88:
When one bro engages a fellow bro in a political debate, said debate shall remain civil and in good spirits. Should said debate become an argument, the bro who initiated the "argument" shall slap himself and then down two Miller Chills. This bro will then, in the proceeding Gubernatorial, Congressional, or Presidential election, vote for the candidate of his fellow Bro's choosing

ARTICLE 89:
A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro. Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative deoxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro, ARTICLE 89 expressly prohibits the adopted Bro from invoking the Sloppy Second clause in any related filings with the International Court of Bros. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Words of Wisdom for Boys on How to Grow as a Man

Your father probably told you a few things, but just in case he wasn't around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on or you can at least teach this to your kid:

1. Go for women you perceive to be "out of your league." You'll surprise yourself.
2. Never have sex with anyone that doesn't want it as much as you.
3. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
4. Every hat should serve a purpose.
5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.
6. Learn to wet shave.
7. Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit.
8. Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
9. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
10. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
11. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
12. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
13.A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.
14. Call your parents every week.
15. Never wear a clip-on tie.
16. Give a firm handshake.
17. Compliment her shoes.
18. Never leave a pint unfinished.
19. If you aren't confident, fake it. It will come.
20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
21. Be conscious of your body language.
22. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them.
23. Always stand to shake someone's hand.
24. Never lend anything you can't afford to lose.
25. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk
about themselves.
26. Keep a change of clothes at the office.
27. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
30. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.
31. Nice guys don't finish last. Boring guys do.
32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
33. Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
34. No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.
35. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it's your job to overcome them.
36. The first one to get angry loses.
37. Do what needs to be done without complaining. It won't help speed things up.
38. Never stop learning.
39. Always go out into public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life.
40. Don't change yourself just to make someone happy, unless that someone is you.
41. If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
42. Luck favors the prepared.
43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.
44. Do whatever you want to do in the life, but be the best at it.
45. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. Enjoy your life.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Motivational Speech about The DREAM


Dream
I dont know what the dream is that you have
I dont care how disappointing it may have been as you have been working towards that dream.
But that dream that you're holding in your mind
That is possible.
Some of you already know
That it is hard.
It's not easy.
It's hard changing your life.
Then in the process of working on your dreams
You are going to incur and incur a lot of disappointment,
A lot of failure.
A lot of pain.
The moment when you're going to doubt yourself.
I say God why, why does this happening to me?
I'm just trying to take care of my children and my mother
I'm not trying to steal or rob from anybody.
How is this had to happen to me
For those of you who had experience some hardships
Don't give up on your dream
There are rough times are going of to come, but they have not come to stay!. They have come to pass
Greatness, is not this ,wonderful, esoteric, illusive god like featuring them
Only the special among us are, will ever take,
Ya know, it's something that truly exist in all of us
It's very important for you to believe, that you are the ONE
Most people, they raise a family, they earn a living and then they die.
They stop growing, they stop working on themselves, they stop stretching, they stop pushing themselves
That are lot people like to complain, but they don't wanna do anything about their situation
And most people don't on work on their dream. Why??
One is because of FEAR. The fear of failure. What if things don't workout
And the fear of success. "What if they do and i can't handle it"
These are not risk takers
You spent so much time with other people, you spent so much time trying to get people to like you,
You know other people more then you know yourself
You study them, you know about them, you wanna hangout like them, you wanna be just be like them
And you know what??
You invested so much time on them. You don't know who you are!
I challenge you to spent time by yourselves.
It's necessary, that you get the losers out of your life if you want to live you DREAM
But people who running toward their dream,life has a special kind of meaning..
"When you become the 'right person', what you do is start to separating yourselves from others people"
You began to have a certain uniqueness
As long as you following another others, as long as you being a "copycat"
You will never ever be the best "copycat" in the world
But you will be the best you could be
I'm challenging you to find you value
That everybody won't see it, that everybody wont join you, that everybody wont have the vision.
It's necessary to know that
That you are uncommon breed
It's necessary that you aligned yourself with people and attract people into your business
Who are hungry!
People who are unstoppable and unreasonable
People who are refusing to live life just as it is, and who want more!!
The people that are living their dream are partying WINNERS!! to attach themself too
The people that are living their dream, are the people that know that
If it is gonna happen its up to them!
If you wanna be more successful
If you wanna have and do something you never done before
Number 2 i'm asking to invest in you
Someone opinion of you!
Does not have to become your reality
That you don't have go through life being a victim
And even though you face disappointment, you have to know within yourself
That I can do this! Even if no one else see's it for me, I must see it for myself
"This is what I believe and, I'm willing die for it, period"
No matter how bad it is, or how bad it gets
I'm going to make it!
I wanna represent an Idea. I wanna represent Possibility
As some of you right now, you wanna be, you know im saying, you wanna go to next level
I wanna council, yo I wanna be engineer, I wanna be a doctor." Listen to me
You can't go to that level.
You can't get to that level economically where you wanna be until you start investing in your mind
You're not reading books
I'm challenging your all to go conference (library)
I dare you invest high!
I dare you to be alone!
I dare you spent hours getting to know yourself!
When you become who you are, when you become the person that you created to be
Designed to be who you were designed to be
When you become individual,
What you do is, you take yourself and you start separating yourself from others
I challenge you to get a place where people don't like you or even don't bother you no more.
Why? coz you not concerned what make them happy!
Because you're trying to blow up, you're trying to get to the next level
I need you to invest in your mind.
If you still talk about your dream.
If you still talk about your goal.
Which of you not done anything
Just take the first step!
That you can make your parents proud
You can make your school proud
You can touch millions of people life's and the world would never be the same again!
Because you came this way
Don't let nobody steal your dream!
Have we face a rejections and a "NO" and we have a meeting and no one shows up
Or somebody say "You can count on me" and they don't come through
What if we have that kind of attitudes that cause reposes. Nobody believes in you. You lose again and again and again!. The light are cut off
But you're still looking at your dream, reviewing it everyday! say it yourself, it's not over!
Until I WIN!!
YOU CAN LIVE YOU DREAM!!!!!!