Monday, September 26, 2016

Admit it - Awkward Things We All Do

List of Awkward Things We All Do -

1. Open birthday card. PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE MONEY WHILE READING CARD.

2. Attractive person talked to me. MUST BE A PRANK.

3. Not hearing someone for the third time. so just laughing and hoping for the best.

4. "Yay. the weekend!" NO HUMAN INTERACTION UNTIL MONDAY.

5. Parents have company over. STAY IN YOUR ROOM UNTIL THEY LEAVE.

6. Start same sentence three times already. SOMEONE TALKS OVER YOU EVERY TIME.

7. Being unable to say, "Well this is fun." without sounding like you're having the worst time of your life.

8. "Ok class find a partner." OH GOD NO.

9. Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart. KEEPS MAKING IT TO CONFIRM THAT IT WASN'T A FART.

10. Wants human interaction when alone. WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE WHEN AROUND PEOPLE.

11. Concentrate hard on making eye contact during conversation. MISS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I WAS CONCENTRATING TOO HARD ON MAKING EYE CONTACT.

12. Has imaginary argument in head. MAKES CORRESPONDING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND LOOK INSANE.

13. Walk down the sidewalk with two friends. WALK BEHIND THEM SINCE THERE'S ONLY SPACE FOR TWO PEOPLE.

14. Play friends your favorite song. "IT GETS BETTER IN A MINUTE.

15. Someone sits next to you as you're about to get up and leave. WAIT A COUPLE MINUTES TO NOT HURT THEIR FEELINGS.

16. Makes phone call. -OH GOD. PLEASE DON'T PICK UP!"

17. Someone knocks on the bathroom door while you're in it. NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND.